Dark, after doing something cool: Well, am I “hip” now?
Anti: Please never say that. Like ever. Like, never even mention the word “hip.”
Dark: Oh, is “hip” not hip anymore?
Anti: “Hip” was never hip.
Dark, after doing something cool: Well, am I “hip” now?
Anti: Please never say that. Like ever. Like, never even mention the word “hip.”
Dark: Oh, is “hip” not hip anymore?
Anti: “Hip” was never hip.

me:

probably Bryan’s reaction:

(I’m probably late to this but it’s news for me)
Anti: Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Anti: Take your parents, for example.
Chase:
Marvin, holding a harmonica: You play it, you get a hundred million dollars… but a hundred million people will die-
Anti: *aggressive harmonica playing*Marvin: Anti nO
I threw this together real fast because I would love nothing more than Connor to call Gavin A Bitch.
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵃᵍ ᵃˢ ᵏᶦⁿ/ᵐᵉ/ᴵᴰ! ᴰᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵖᵒˢᵗ/ʳᵉᵈᶦˢᵗʳᶦᵇᵘᵗᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉʳᵐᶦˢˢᶦᵒⁿˢ!
Dark: *is unconscious*
Anti: He’s not breathing!
Anti: I’ll give him mouth to mouth!
Dark: *wakes up*
Dark: Don’t.
Please do!
~Mod Blue 💙 (or Jim)
Happy birfday to the best glitch bitch :3c
This is honestly how I imagine every Halloween would be like for them.
~Mod Blue 💙 (or Jim)
“I’ve got 99 problems, and you’re all of them.”
- Dark to Anti, maybe
[Dark and Anti are left alone.]
Dark: Alright what do you wanna do?
Anti: You wanna make love darling?~
Dark: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME
I don’t know why or how, but this is Anti’s fault.